How I know your dog isn’t trying to be a jerk

We all love our dogs, but many of us have dogs that just seem to love to mess with us. You’re trying to grab their collar so you can leave the dog park and they wait until your hand is an inch away before they dance away with a smile. Or you’re just trying to take them for a nice walk but they’ve got to grab the leash and thrash it. Maybe they wait for you to be gone or not looking before they do their very worst. There’s no WAY they’re not deliberately teasing you or going behind your back, right? Actually that’s wrong!